Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Ah, Yes...Another Confusing Morning In Korea

My landlord – well I assume he’s my landlord – keeps coming to my house and EVERY time he comes, it’s while I’m either getting in or out of the shower which is SO obnoxious. He must stand there and knock for a long time every day because, by the time I hear him, he’s knocking like he’s being chased by a murderer or something. Then, by the time I throw some clothes on, he’s shaking my door so hard that I'm worried he might tear it off.
I open the door with an annoyed, confused look on my face and he says something in Korean, as if I understand. I let him in because whatever…and then he comes in to do totally useless things. He’s currently in my bathroom changing a light bulb that already worked. Why? I don’t know. And he smells like cigarettes so now my apartment will too. Also, he came and got my little pink slippers from under my kitchen table and wore them (he looked really pretty) on my WET bathroom floor. Then he put that back in the kitchen…so now both floors are wet and dirty. Aaaaand now he’s gone. K thanks weirdo….I’m sure I’ll see you at the same inconvenient time tomorrow so you can perform yet another useless task!

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